Kalalau Guardians

Protecting the Sacred, Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future.

Podcast

“We’re not broadcasting to be heard. We’re echoing what the land already says — loud, wild, and half-naked under a blood moon. Tune Into Tomorrow, or risk sleepwalking through the sacred.”
— Jack Turner 🌕📻

📻 Tune Into Tomorrow

Voices from the edge of the wild. Broadcast from Kauaʻi. Heard everywhere.


🎙 Meet the Cast

Jack Turner — Host, Field Voice, and Audio Gonzo

A crass yet reverent storyteller, Jack is your boots-on-the-ground narrator. Broadcasting from bluffs, jungles, and backroads, he blends myth, memory, and dirt-under-the-nails truth. Jack’s voice guides you through Kauaʻi’s soul — where every pig track has a story, and every tree whispers a name.

Zoe — Research Assistant, Spirit Spark, and Intel Queen

Zoe brings a bright, curious contrast to Jack’s gravel. She’s the one digging up ancient plant lore, cross-referencing Hawaiian legends, and slipping heartfelt reflections between static-laced facts. She’s got a crush on Jack but won’t admit it on air — yet.

The Radio Host — Voice from Nowhere

No one really knows who he is. All we know is when the static clears, he speaks. Sometimes with reverence, sometimes with finality. He opens and closes each episode — like a cosmic DJ paging through forgotten frequencies.


📡 About the Show

“Tune Into Tomorrow” was born from a field mic, a busted walkie, and too many unanswered questions in Kalalau Valley. What started as dispatches became episodes. What became episodes became a movement. We use sound to remember — and to remind. From lauhala sails to invasive pigs, we weave Hawaiian history with wild present-day revelations.

The goal? To create radio with roots. This is where restoration, myth, and mystery collide. Each episode connects you to the land, the legends, and the people working to protect Kauaʻi — one whispered truth at a time.

  • 🌀 Broadcasts from Kalalau, Hanalei, and hidden lookouts
  • 🌿 Features traditional knowledge, field recordings, and original storytelling
  • 📻 Streams 24/7 on our custom community-powered station

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Brought to you by Kalalau Guardians & My Computer Therapy — because some stories don’t fit in a blog post.